lol hi mari and becca own this account and we are here to share the prostitution revolution

shezzablue:

missmindicarriesbaby5:

jesseproch:

emt-monster:

Please reblog if you know anyone who might take party drugs.

I’m not an emt yet, but everytime I see someone do drugs, I just hope they’re smart enough to remember these points.

I really love this, because as someone with anxiety when I did take party drugs way back when I was always scared of going to the hospital because I didnt want to be arrested…..even when I bad tripped and cried in the bathroom for 10 hours because I thought Jeff was trying to murder me. I dont do party drugs anymore, but it still is comforting to me….seriously.

Most EMTS and medics I’ve met are some of the most non-judgmental folks ever. Look, we love helping people and saving lives. That’s what we went to school for. Help us help you, and everyone will fare better for it. 

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unf-hans:

baelor:

bad lip reading

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motherfucka you gay

CRYING

-mari

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snarg:

when ur sad always remember that u don’t look like you did in 6th grade

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kushdrinker:

kushdrinker:

*trips and falls into ur huge gaping vagina*

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suzuharatoji:

please look at this picture of michelle obama and sportacus

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chodeboy:

thatfuckingcrowv2:

orlandobloomers:

instead of sending me nudes you can send me 

  • pics of you smiling with ur fave stuffed animal
  • pics of you smiling with ur mom 
  • pics of plants
  • pics of ur dog
  • pics of silly lookin bugs that u find 

send me the nudes while this geek eats a flower

somebody send me bhole pics

Yeah send me them plz-mari

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kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

kinky-cam-doll:

Will never not be the best reaction gif use

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harrystylesdildo:

"You took two dicks at the same time?!!!!!"

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